Short People.
They are everywhere in my neighbourhood. Don’t they eat their Wheaties? What’s going on? I was raised to be tall, my parents forced it upon me. These …
13 Apr
Coffee, Red Wine, No Problem.™
Coffee, Red Wine, No Problem.™
It’s the new anti-oxidant diet I just invented. Not only will you shed weight, you’ll prevent cancer. And you will have fun doing it. Quickly and somewhat irritably, …
12 Apr
Snow Day
Snow Day
I stayed home today, because of the snow. It was crazy to get snow at this time of year, even though the last one was only …
11 Apr
I invented a hat.
I invented a hat.
It’s the greatest hat. It goes on your head to protect from sun. It’s made of woven straw, it’s white and has a wide brim. I’m calling …
08 Apr
There’s been a terrible accident.
There’s been a terrible accident.
It was awful, stuff everywhere. No one was hurt, fortunately, but the image will be hard to get out of my mind. I think some grapes were …
07 Apr
Yellow Many Dirty Good.
Yellow Many Dirty Good.
In other words, ‘humpty driver saturday pie’ You know? No? Really? You people. You just don’t get it! Gah. Banana!
06 Apr
Beer-Ball.
Beer-Ball.
It’s a great new adult pastime. You go to a stadium, pay a lot of money for the ticket, pay a lot of money for the …
05 Apr
Go Pie.
Go Pie.
Another pie bit the dust last night. It had fruit and stuff. It was good. It didn’t put up much of a fight, just layin’ there on the …
01 Apr
I’m a slow typer today.
I’m a slow typer today.
I’m a slow typer today, my arms fell off during the night and until they grow back I am having to type with a stick. I’m …