There’s a party goin’ on right here
A celebration, to last for four more years. For all the squareheads, and the hookers too. They’re gonna have a good time thanks to you. Yes, the party …
02 May
It’s a great day for a motor-car race…
It’s a great day for a motor-car race…
Actually looking outside now I’d say it’s also a great day for an election. It’s a biggie, things could change, or, they could stay the same. It’s …
29 Apr
Another fantastic invention
Another fantastic invention
I’ve invented something else. It’s another hat. You might remember the last hat I invented, the Panama Hat. Yeah, you remember. Well, I’ve come up with another one. It’s a …
28 Apr
A-Political Commentary
A-Political Commentary
Ahh, the power of advertising. I switched my allegiance. All because of an ad. That’s right. An ad. An ad with a moustache. An nothing else. Crazy! Yes, I’m voting for Tom Selleck.
26 Apr
Now you’ve gone too far
Now you’ve gone too far
Back off my Casio man! According to the all-knowing US Government (I made that part up) ‘The possession of a Casio F-91W model watch and …
21 Apr
421 anyone?
421 anyone?
Ya, I know. Big deal. So what. I missed it. Yesterday was the day right? 420. You know what I mean, don’t you? Yes, you do.
20 Apr
Dear Leader – a primer
Dear Leader – a primer
Throughout his schooling, Stephen was involved in politics. He was active in the Children’s Union and the Democratic Youth League (DYL), taking part in study …
18 Apr
I like cherries.
I like cherries.
They are tasty. And red. I don’t like the pits. Or the stem. I like the atomic ones in the jar, they have neither plus they have a …
15 Apr
One Potato
One Potato
One, just one potato can do amazing things. It can crush an army of ants. It can hold a door ajar. It can prevent the neighbourhood ‘Ned’s’ honda …