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		<title>Hey. You. In the car.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/17/hey-you-in-the-car/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 May 2011 18:40:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[cut that out mister we can see you in the car there]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[We can see you.
Yes, you. We can see you.
Picking your nose.
Texting.
Talking on your cell phone.
Whatever that is that you are doing there, I don&#8217;t want &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>They stole my blood.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/16/they-stole-my-blood/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 May 2011 14:38:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[blood thieves!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[The stuck a needle in my arm and stole my blood.
I don&#8217;t know who they were, people in white.
It all seemed so normal, until the &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Wives?</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/13/obamas-wives/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 May 2011 14:31:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[who knew the president had more than one wife? not me!]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Apparently he has a whole bunch of them!
I thought that was illegal but I just read on the interwebs that he was shot and killed &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>I had a visit from JESUS!</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/12/i-had-a-visit-from-jesus/</link>
		<comments>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/12/i-had-a-visit-from-jesus/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 12 May 2011 13:27:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[it's a miracle]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[jesus is here]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s a miracle.
I was making my morning coffee and there he was.
In my cup, looking up at me.
I think he was smiling, I couldn&#8217;t really &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Feral Cat Curry, mmmm mmmm good.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/11/feral-cat-curry-mmmm-mmmm-good/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 May 2011 15:18:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[and now another in our series of how to put feral cats to good use]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Have extra feral cats around the house? Here&#8217;s a tasty way to put them to use.
Feral cat curry is so common that you will find &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>A trip to the whorehouse part 2.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/10/a-trip-to-the-whorehouse-part-2/</link>
		<comments>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/10/a-trip-to-the-whorehouse-part-2/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 May 2011 13:29:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[manly men and the whorehouse]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Ok, just a few more observation from my trip to the Harley store.
Everyone was so impeccably groomed, albeit in a &#8216;manly-man&#8217; way.
Also I noted that &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>A trip to the whorehouse.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/09/a-trip-to-the-whorehouse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 09 May 2011 14:16:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[you sir are dressed like a cartoon character and why are your boots so thick?]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I went to the Harley store.
There was crappy music playing, fat men leaning over the accessory bar, and low, red lighting.
It was pretty seedy. All &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Don&#8217;t be all clicking on shit.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/06/dont-be-all-clicking-on-shit/</link>
		<comments>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/06/dont-be-all-clicking-on-shit/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 May 2011 17:37:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[don't be clicking that link mutha-facker]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[It happens too often.
You click on the link.
Your friends all get spam emails advertising L@rgeR PEN1S!!!!
Come to a complete stop. Look Both ways. Ignore the &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>If I had eleventy-jillion dollars.</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/05/if-i-had-eleventy-jillion-dollars/</link>
		<comments>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/05/if-i-had-eleventy-jillion-dollars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 May 2011 13:10:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[if i was an eleventy-jillionaire]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Not only would I be an eleventy-jillionaire, I&#8217;d have nice hair and straight teeth. (I have that now, I know, but still)
I would build a &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Melonhead</title>
		<link>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/04/melonhead/</link>
		<comments>http://jdstorie.com/2011/05/04/melonhead/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 May 2011 15:29:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>jds</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[funnies]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[old melonhead is in the house]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Melonhead dropped by this morning, on his way to get a coffee from the portuguese.
Not much is new with him, he&#8217;s getting riper, slowly.
He wasn&#8217;t &#8230;]]></description>
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