I am male, in the middle of life. I live in the mid-part of the continent. I vote for the centrist party. I am a moderate. I am a motorcyclist. I do not part my hair. I like the ocean. I am a photographer. I take these pictures and post them here and tell you about the moment, the place and my thoughts from when it was taken.
I like dogs. I do not wish to own one, nor a cat. I’ve lived in a house that also contained a python. I’ve crashed a car. I’ve crashed a motorbike. I’ve broken things. I’ve told half-truths. I’ve lied.
I’ve dyed a woman’s hair to her satisfaction and amazement. I’ve cooked for strangers. I’ve eaten fruit fresh off the tree. I’ve shot small birds. I’ve killed them, but i didn’t inhale.
I have a ‘job’. I have a hobby. I have a girlfriend.
I dislike automatic transmissions. And diet-soda. I have no discernible musical ability but fancy myself a great performer.
I am a huge fan of disclaimers, ask me sometime and I will share mine with your. It’s great if you have 20 minutes to kill.
I try to fix things if I think I can. If not I like to throw them. This makes people nervous but it is no different than wanting to smash someone’s face in when you get angry with them. (I made that part up, it is wrong to do things like that, unless you are Quentin Tarantino and want to make people uncomfortable on purpose. It makes me uncomfortable but I wanted to put that bit in there in case you found it funny, sometimes I say strange things because I think they are funny, and sometimes other people do also and sometimes they just think I am weird.)
Funny, reading that back now even I think I am a little weird, but I am OK with that. I say give in to your own inner weirdness, as long as you don’t damage someone else’s property, or damage someone else for that matter.
I will edit this page again, this is edit number five. I am adding to the disclaimer. Again.
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