Dick is dead.
He’s been dead for years now actually, since the first term. No heartbeat, the doctors said. Not a pulse. Now we have Dick2. They keep him alive …
17 Aug
The longest flight.
The longest flight.
He had been in an accident, a bad one. He was healing nicely but still required to use crutches, and being winter in the northeast …
16 Aug
Station ‘M’, 2:42 pm.
Station ‘M’, 2:42 pm.
The train was nearly empty, the car he was riding in was occupied by himself, a large man in a cheap overcoat and a bulging …
13 Aug
Crash
Crash
I pulled out just as he was nearing in the center lane, he honked and gave me the finger even though I didn’t cross into …
12 Aug
The-atre
The-atre
I went to the theatre yesterday. It was dark inside and the seats were not terribly comfortable. The audience was full of theatre people, and their friends. …
11 Aug
And now for something completely… True?
And now for something completely… True?
In a mad break with convention I am going to tell you a couple of things that are actually true. 1) I am the tallest man …
10 Aug
bring out your dead
bring out your dead
I think we need a cull, of certain parts of our society. Not a dramatic one, two per household or anything like that, but just …
09 Aug
A man made entirely of cheese came to visit
A man made entirely of cheese came to visit
It was certainly the most interesting visit we’ve had, and we’ve had some interesting ones let me tell you. He introduced himself as Mr. Havarti, and …
06 Aug
there are guys trapped in the tin
there are guys trapped in the tin
There are about 200 of them in there. They have been heated and sealed inside with some sort of mollasses. It is a terrible tragedy. No one …
05 Aug
Here come old flat-top.
Here come old flat-top.
He come groovin’ up, slowly. You can now watch the crossing at Abbey Road live on the interweb. Funny. If I went over and crossed dressed like a …