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Liar, liar.

I am seven feet tall, I measured this morning.

I weigh two-hundred and twenty pounds, according to the scale in the closet.

My eyes are brown. My hair is black.

I have an afro.

I drive a Dodge Caravan, the first series. It has the ‘third-row seating’ option, and a cassette player.

My wife is fifty-two, but doesn’t look a day over fifty.

I am seventy-one this year.

We have four cats that smell like cheese, and one that smells like a dog.

We have a dog.

I went to outer-space this summer on my vacation.

Apple makes the best phone.

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