Coffee. I like it. You like it. It likes you.
It is full of antioxidents, which as we all know are good for fighting… ummm… oxidents? No, Cancer, that’s it. It comes in a wide variety of flavours and colours like dark roast, brazilian, espresso (not expresso, please), turkish, vietnamese as well as all the italian styles that most people are familiar with like latte, cappucino, etc.
Coffee DOES NOT come with caramel, whipped cream (unless it is a ‘special’ coffee, nudge-nudge, wink-wink, know what I mean, know what I mean, say no more, say no more… that would have BOOZE in it.) vanilla flavoured syrup, etc. Those are ‘beverages’ and do not qualify as ‘coffee’.
So, the next time you say you are going for coffee, go for coffee. Do not come back to your desk with a warm mildly coffee-infused milkshake like they have at fivebucks. That is not a coffee.
That is a heart-attack in a paper-cup. Or at least it is ‘kiss-your-jeans-goodbye-since-you-are-on-your-way-to-being-a-fat-ass’ one way trip to the stretch-pant section.
And by the way, unless you are actually driving a truck ‘fo realz’ you should not order the ‘truck-driver’ size. You’ll just have to pee.
That includes you, Mr. ‘Unnecessary-Truck’