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		<title>Big Stupid Head</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Sep 2010 15:10:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hey, Big Stupid Head, why are you doing that?
I mean, who asked you?
Go away Big Stupid Head, we don&#8217;t want your kind around here.
Are you &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Work ForYo urself</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 31 Aug 2010 19:07:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thanks, Mr.  C.D. Jones for sending me this incredible offer.
How could you have known that I have always wanted to &#8216;Work ForM Yself&#8217;? You &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The Human Pretzel Lady</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Aug 2010 13:15:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Um, Hi&#8230; that&#8217;s a pretty neat trick you have there&#8230;
Could you please not do that anymore?
It makes me feel like I am invading your privacy.
I &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Bitch, please!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Aug 2010 13:12:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yes, that is your horn.
There it is again, and you made it stay on longer that time. Impressive.
I think you have mastered&#8230; Oh there it &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>Pigeon for dinner</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 26 Aug 2010 16:49:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s always an option, they are there for the taking.
You are lounging around in the back yard when one comes swooping in, stupidly assuming the &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>I *killed* another cyclist today</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:24:10 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[That brings the total to five. That makes me an Ace I think.
Let me be the first to say that I am pro-bike, pro-bike lane, &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The Trial.</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 14:28:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The judge was livid.
&#8216;You call yourself a contributing member&#8217;??!! he shouted.
The defendant withered on the stand. &#8216;B-but I was trying my best&#8217; he stammered.
The judge &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>The detectives.</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 23 Aug 2010 16:29:04 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The detectives paid a visit today.
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One guy was &#8230;]]></description>
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		<title>my neighbour the crack dealer</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 15:13:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The crack dealer was in the alley again.
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		<title>The Market.</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 19 Aug 2010 13:06:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I sat with my beef patty and Cola Champagne at the edge of the park.
It was full of people and children, a cast of unlikely &#8230;]]></description>
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