Uncle Tom.
My uncle Tom is a weird guy. He has a a crazy beard and funny glasses. You might say he is ‘unique, an individual’. I say he …
28 Jul
Mister Mufti.
Mister Mufti.
Mister Mufti lives across the street. He lives right beside Mr. and Mrs. Moby. They are selling their house, but Mr. Mufti is not. Mr. Mufti …
27 Jul
We attacked at dawn.
We attacked at dawn.
We spent the entire night holed up just past the tree line. The air was heavy with moisture so sound did not travel, which was good …
26 Jul
more banana® trouble
more banana® trouble
I am having a problem with my banana®. It’s only a few weeks old, and already there are marks on the case. I don’t get it, …
23 Jul
technology rocks!!!!
technology rocks!!!!
It rocks hard! I took a moment today to get better acquainted with my exciting new tag-reader program on my mobile. I was browsing the pages of …
22 Jul
Oh, give me a Brfbrttttt
Oh, give me a Brfbrttttt
Around the old Brfbrttttt there is a Brfbrttttt. I Brfbrttttt and the Brfbrttttt the Brfbrttttt. And then the Brfbrttttt did the Brfbrttttt and Brfbrttttt. Before you could Brfbrttttt …
21 Jul
Liar, liar.
Liar, liar.
I am seven feet tall, I measured this morning. I weigh two-hundred and twenty pounds, according to the scale in the closet. My eyes are brown. My …
20 Jul
How was the landscaping?
How was the landscaping?
That’s what she asked me when I got home. “How was the landscaping”? “It was neatly trimmed”, I replied. Neither too close nor too bushy, very natural …
19 Jul
how to hold a banana®
how to hold a banana®
So I got my new banana® and have been testing it out. It seems to work very well, and so far I am pleased. It is yellow, …
16 Jul
my pet monkey.
my pet monkey.
My pet monkey is so entertaining, Hours of fun for the whole family. Pet monkeys are illegal, but no-one knows we have one. Don’t say anything. She eats …