Hey. You. In the car.
We can see you. Yes, you. We can see you. Picking your nose. Texting. Talking on your cell phone. Whatever that is that you are doing there, I don’t want …
16 May
They stole my blood.
They stole my blood.
The stuck a needle in my arm and stole my blood. I don’t know who they were, people in white. It all seemed so normal, until the …
13 May
Obama’s Wives?
Obama’s Wives?
Apparently he has a whole bunch of them! I thought that was illegal but I just read on the interwebs that he was shot and killed …
12 May
I had a visit from JESUS!
I had a visit from JESUS!
It’s a miracle. I was making my morning coffee and there he was. In my cup, looking up at me. I think he was smiling, I couldn’t really …
11 May
Feral Cat Curry, mmmm mmmm good.
Feral Cat Curry, mmmm mmmm good.
Have extra feral cats around the house? Here’s a tasty way to put them to use. Feral cat curry is so common that you will find …
10 May
A trip to the whorehouse part 2.
A trip to the whorehouse part 2.
Ok, just a few more observation from my trip to the Harley store. Everyone was so impeccably groomed, albeit in a ‘manly-man’ way. Also I noted that …
09 May
A trip to the whorehouse.
A trip to the whorehouse.
I went to the Harley store. There was crappy music playing, fat men leaning over the accessory bar, and low, red lighting. It was pretty seedy. All …
06 May
Don’t be all clicking on shit.
Don’t be all clicking on shit.
It happens too often. You click on the link. Your friends all get spam emails advertising L@rgeR PEN1S!!!! Come to a complete stop. Look Both ways. Ignore the …
05 May
If I had eleventy-jillion dollars.
If I had eleventy-jillion dollars.
Not only would I be an eleventy-jillionaire, I’d have nice hair and straight teeth. (I have that now, I know, but still) I would build a …
04 May
Melonhead
Melonhead
Melonhead dropped by this morning, on his way to get a coffee from the portuguese. Not much is new with him, he’s getting riper, slowly. He wasn’t …